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Its obvious to me that not nearly enough rampant stupidity is flowing so...

we need some Paddy jokes!

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my favorite Irishman Patty O'Furniture

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir=ir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water, "says, the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and exclaims.
"Good Lord! He's done it again!"

Happy Saint Patrick's Day Everyone.

Anymore?

Sorry, I can't contribute substantively to this topic. For some reason, I can never remember jokes or time them just right orally if I do remember but I do like them alot.

How's this one?

One day, an Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: "AH YOU LITTLE THIEF! SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!"

The Irishman likes his drink that much, he does!

More?

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