A Hard Bargain: A COMPLETED TnT Story

[TPoptarts]

Or maybe he has an irregular Pon Farr cycle...

Here's another one for you: Asil was an adult by the time Tuvok was in the delta quadrant. In "Fury" there's mention of Janeway attending her Kolinahr ceremony.

How illogical. And don't tell me maybe she's like half Ocampan or something

[CoffeeCat]

Or maybe he has an irregular Pon Farr cycle...

Here's another one for you: Asil was an adult by the time Tuvok was in the delta quadrant. In "Fury" there's mention of Janeway attending her Kolinahr ceremony.

How illogical. And don't tell me maybe she's like half Ocampan or something

NO. Kes never mated when she had her Elogium. (Ocampan Pon Farr type thing...)

[TPoptarts]

Sigh. Okay I'm giving up. There's like absolutely no way in hell to make sense of this.

[CoffeeCat]

When in doubt, write parody. That's the only way I survived the series run.

[TPoptarts]

I didn't see enough VOY to write parody

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Um, isn't this better suited for the "Reboot VOY" thread?

[TPoptarts]

^ What are you, the new Rigil??

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

^ I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not?

[CoffeeCat]

I didn't see enough VOY to write parody

If you had seen enough, you would've probably been all over that thing. I once wrote a lost episode where the alien of the week found their reset butten and stole it from them.

[TPoptarts]

^ Post it!!

[CoffeeCat]

Long gone like the rest of them. I only wish I could.

There was another one where Kes got a viral strain of tourette's syndrome. She became so foul-mouthed that when I submitted it to a fan fic archive the archivist slapped an NC-17 rating on it. There was also another one where Harry Kim accidentally lost all of Tom's "Y" chromosomes.

[TPoptarts]

Dammit then why do you have to tell me about them if I'm never gonna be able to read them!!!

[CoffeeCat]

Agh. maybe I can attempt the same ideas later. The "Kes" one was actually a round robin that I started (and finished) and I think it might still be at slightlywarped.com. It was titled "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth"

[TPoptarts]

Can't access slightlywarped.com out of bandwidth.

[CoffeeCat]

figures. Ah well, maybe next month...