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Finally! A chance to make some money from one of the oldest professions in the world. AND, it involves Star Trek!!!

No, I'm not talking about THAT! (How many clients would go for the Klingon-look anyway?)

I'm talking about acting.

I was listening to BBC Radio 4 this morning, and heard that JJ Abrams is looking for extras for the new Trek-film

The catch? They want people with 'interesting' characteristics, such as: big/small heads, long necks and bug-eyes.

When I told my sister about the film her response was: "You could be a superstar".
Oh, the bold-faced cheek!!!

Come on!

So you have "bold cheeks?"

I'm cross-eyed when I'm tired and pigeon-toed all the time. Think that counts? I could also be "emaciated talent" (at least the "emaciated" part if not the "talent") if I worked at it for a couple of months. I wouldn't LIKE it, though. I like to eat.

I don't know, Dis, you could put that stagekissing lesson I hear tell of to use, perhaps...

Are they putting in a Jabba the Hutt-type character?

The new Porthos:

It probably ate Porthos. Both of them

Aww...poor baby!