Top Five Reasons Scotty Was Awesome
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:40 pm
We all know Kirk was cool but let's face the facts, without Scotty everybody on that ship would be dead. Most of the time Scotty acted like the only guy with any damn sense. My Five Favorite Scotty Moments, I welcome you to contribute your own.
5- Saving the Universe, By Drinking (By Any Other Name-TOS)- The Kelvans are mean, strong, and evil and have their own Galaxy. Before the Borg came around, these guys were really scary and might still be out there ready to attack. So how does Scotty decide to take down his Kelvan attacker? Drinking Contest, and he owns the guy. Man Points awarded.
4- The Whole Movie (Final Frontier)- Star Trek the Final Frontier isn't exactly a well liked among Star Trek fans and the only reason it remains on my DVD shelf is because it's Scotty's finest movie moment. First he complains about having TOO MUCH time to fix an entire starship, then he goes John McClane-style on a bunch of pirates, Rescues Captain Kirk in an old fashioned prison break, and even gets a little Uhura loving (years after that meant something but still). Man Points award but watchout for that bulkhead!
3- Smackdown (The Trouble With Tribbles-TOS)- Scotty already doesn't like Klingons but when one of them starts dropping snow about the Enterprise, that about tears it. They can insult Kirk, they can insult him, but talk about Scotty's ship and he will throw you a damn beating. Man Points awarded!
2- Revenge By Tribbles (The Trouble With Tribbles-TOS)- If beating up a room full of drunken Klingons wasn't already awesome, Scotty decides to clean up the Tribble problem and give a final FU to the Klingon Empire by stuffing their ship wall to wall with the little bastards. Imagine that, Hundreds of proud Klingon Warriors now covered in Tribbles. That'll teach 'em. Man Points awarded.
1- Bullsh** (Relics-TNG)- Okay, so you know all those times Kirk called Scotty in a panic and Scotty would say he couldn't do anything in the time period Kirk gave him? Apparently he was lying so that way when he pulled it off, Kirk would think he was awesome. It takes nads to straight up lie to Captain James Tiberius Kirk. Man Points awarded!
Bonus- Time Travelling Scotsman (Voyage Home)- Anyone remember those time travel episodes where the crew is always sneaking around and trying not to get caught or change the flow of history? Yeah, Scotty does things a little differently. In search of a whale tank, Scotty proceeds to wipe his ass with Space-Time as he helps some guy invent transparent aluminium. By the way, Steve Jobs? Scotty is not impressed.
5- Saving the Universe, By Drinking (By Any Other Name-TOS)- The Kelvans are mean, strong, and evil and have their own Galaxy. Before the Borg came around, these guys were really scary and might still be out there ready to attack. So how does Scotty decide to take down his Kelvan attacker? Drinking Contest, and he owns the guy. Man Points awarded.
4- The Whole Movie (Final Frontier)- Star Trek the Final Frontier isn't exactly a well liked among Star Trek fans and the only reason it remains on my DVD shelf is because it's Scotty's finest movie moment. First he complains about having TOO MUCH time to fix an entire starship, then he goes John McClane-style on a bunch of pirates, Rescues Captain Kirk in an old fashioned prison break, and even gets a little Uhura loving (years after that meant something but still). Man Points award but watchout for that bulkhead!
3- Smackdown (The Trouble With Tribbles-TOS)- Scotty already doesn't like Klingons but when one of them starts dropping snow about the Enterprise, that about tears it. They can insult Kirk, they can insult him, but talk about Scotty's ship and he will throw you a damn beating. Man Points awarded!
2- Revenge By Tribbles (The Trouble With Tribbles-TOS)- If beating up a room full of drunken Klingons wasn't already awesome, Scotty decides to clean up the Tribble problem and give a final FU to the Klingon Empire by stuffing their ship wall to wall with the little bastards. Imagine that, Hundreds of proud Klingon Warriors now covered in Tribbles. That'll teach 'em. Man Points awarded.
1- Bullsh** (Relics-TNG)- Okay, so you know all those times Kirk called Scotty in a panic and Scotty would say he couldn't do anything in the time period Kirk gave him? Apparently he was lying so that way when he pulled it off, Kirk would think he was awesome. It takes nads to straight up lie to Captain James Tiberius Kirk. Man Points awarded!
Bonus- Time Travelling Scotsman (Voyage Home)- Anyone remember those time travel episodes where the crew is always sneaking around and trying not to get caught or change the flow of history? Yeah, Scotty does things a little differently. In search of a whale tank, Scotty proceeds to wipe his ass with Space-Time as he helps some guy invent transparent aluminium. By the way, Steve Jobs? Scotty is not impressed.