Yet Another Challenge - TnT Limericks

[Kotik]

The Andorian Incident

We came to a monastry in space
Were we met a stranger face to face
Despite the beating - no crime
He was blue at the time
But his antics were still a disgrace

[justTripn]

Tales from engineering

Something didn't seem right,
Even though the work load was light.
With the coils overheating
He took quite a beating
But she kissed it all better at night

Nice!

[justTripn]

Unexpected:

There once was a Chief called Trip
Who went to an alien ship
Met a Girl all alone
They fingered a stone
Ends up preggers and don' even know it.

This one's pretty good too.