I had a weird dream, well I've been having lots of crazy dreams lately but I always forget what they're about before I get a chance to post them
but anyway this latest one I don't even know how it started, but there was like a school with little kids which for some reason looked like my grandparents' apartment and it was packed with little kids, and we gave them food and then after they finished eating I wanted to eat something too but the only thing left was 1 tortilla wrap (flour tortilla because corn tortillas smell like
) and some lemon juice and a jar of apple sauce. So I warmed the tortilla up and put some lemon juice on it and then spread lots of apple sauce and rolled it up and ate it, and it actually tasted pretty good. I think I want a nice warm lemon juice/apple sauce wrap now. (Heh figures I'd remember the part about the food
I'm hungry
) Oh and Zombie was there too for some reason I think we worked there or something.
And when I was hungry my mother kept yelling at me and I just wanted to eat, and she's like well there's no food left what are you gonna eat, and I was like I'll eat the tortilla with lemon juice and apple sauce, and my mother keeps screaming at me to put it down and act like a human being and not be ridiculous, and I kept screaming back that I'm hungry and I'll eat whatever I want and if she doesn't want me to eat that then go get me "human" food. Well and it tasted good anyway so what's her problem.
And like then we were in a van on the way to some kinda hearing or something that Zombie was supposed to testify as some kinda "expert" (WHUT??
), but then in the middle of the ride Zombie got out of the van said she had to do something else first and told us to go without her, and then we got to a bus stop where all the people from the hearing were waiting, apparently it was supposed to be like about some kinda new breakthrough ultrasound equipment or whatever, and Zombie was supposed to be their "medical professional" expert witness (WHUT??
Well I guess if she's crazy/delusional enough to tell people she was the president of the US and has her face on $2,000 bills, it wouldn't be beyond her to tell people she's a doctor... but still) but Zombie never showed up we waited and waited, I didn't even know what it was about but since she didn't show up I offered them my help instead (I didn't know she was supposed to testify or about the ultrasound machine or anything). And the head developer guy or whatever he was goes like "are YOU a medical professional??" And I'm like "no but neither is Zombie" but apparently they already knew that Zombie was just a mental case and not a medical professional and didn't care, and they didn't trust me and told me to forget it.
And then we waited for Zombie some more, but she didn't show up so the guy caved because I was the only one there who could serve as their witness, so he said okay then we went behind the side of the bus stop cuz the inside was packed with people, and he had to like "teach" me some stuff some pointers about their technology so at least I'll know what I'm talking about. And he puts this poster that was supposed to be of a female insides but I look at it like WHAT THE FRELL KINDA ALIEN ANATOMY BOOK DID THEY TAKE THAT FROM??
But the guy apparently didn't see anything wrong with it. But it was like totally messed up it had like the bowel all horizontal at the very bottom where the bladder is supposed to be and it kinda led to nowhere and there was no bladder, and it was short only like 2 feet and the lungs were right above it, and like on the right part of the lower abdomen thing (left side of the poster) there was something that was supposed to be the uterus, it was like a big diagonal oval thing actually it kinda looked like a full bladder with a cervix tube thing coming out of one side/bottom of the oval thing and going... nowhere
and it had like a line dividing it in the middle which kinda made it look like the head of an eyeless muppet, which the guy said was supposed to be a "uterine fibroid" (WHUT??
) which is apparently one of the uses they're trying to sell their ultrasound equipment for. Oh and there were no ovaries or anything. Crazy weird poster
So like when the guy was trying to coach me on uses for their ultrasound machine he puts this poster up, then goes like "for example where's the best place in the body to put the ultrasound probe", and I'm like "well depends what you're trying to see" and he snaps like "you see I told you you can't do this you don't know anything, we need a medical professional" and I'm like dude why the frell is everybody up on my case what did I do.
And then I woke up.
.
and there was like a family with a baby staying in one of the rooms, and so one day I find out that my mother (who was working in the office at the time) gave my father the keys to go to my room go into my stuff and give that baby all my stuffed animals and voodoo dolls I made etc. And like then I went to the office and yelled at them like WTF why are they going into my stuff giving it to some frelling strangers without my permission. And my father goes like chill, we just gave them your toys, what's the big deal. And I'm like WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, LIKE WHO THE FRELL GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO GO INTO 
