Here is my favorite:
"He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up."
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Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
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Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
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justTripn wrote:Here is my favorite:
"He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up."
http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_ ... ogies.html
There are a couple extras in this list:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/AYas21/ww ... logies.htm
LOL, what the hell
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"Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze."
How romantic!![Guffaw :guffaw:](./images/smilies/guffaw.gif)
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
Do I smell irony?![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/lol.gif)
"Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man'."
That's actually rather clever!![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/lol.gif)
How romantic!
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"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
Do I smell irony?
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"Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man'."
That's actually rather clever!
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She's got an awfully nice bum!
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Re: Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
I know. Some of these are so bad, they are really good. I also suspect ironic genius behind some of these.
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Hell, I just came bvack from the pub. I had 25 beer and it still deóesn't make semnse to me ![Laughing + Crying :tears:](./images/smilies/laugh7.gif)
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Re: Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
Kevin Thomas Riley wrote:"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
Do I smell irony?
"Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man'."
That's actually rather clever!
...sometimes I think people nominate pieces of prose that they personally just didn't get the joke on. These two are pretty obviously *meant* to be funny.
It's much like those Hollywood executives who, when faced with Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's pitch for a movie version of their novel "Good Omens" asked if Death had to be so...Death-y. Some people actually do read "A Modest Proposal" with growing horror about how the writer is apparently suggesting that people should eat the babies of the poor...
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Snorpenbass wrote:...sometimes I think people nominate pieces of prose that they personally just didn't get the joke on. These two are pretty obviously *meant* to be funny.
Oh damn!
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