Randomness

[Elessar]

8) Here's something Random.

Well its offical. I can glance at a pic of Jolene Blalock, an no longer care at all. Ive been waiting for the sky to start falling any sec now. An yes my free time has gotten less an less lately. Also My wallet is hurting.

Yep its offical. I have a girlfriend.

Her Name is Amber.
She's 22. Yeah I know Im robbing the cradle, dating someone 6 years younger then me. Dont care.
Both of her parents grew up on Farms. (Thats a big pluss for me.) She luvs everything bout farm, an country life. An she seems to be Attracted to the idea of living on a farm. She's sweet, kind, an for some unknown reason,,, She Likes me.

Spent my last weekend off at her parents place. Nicest folks Ive ever met. An Im headed back there this weekend.

The Hard part. For now atleast. Is only getting to see her Every other weekend.
Atleast were gona make these weekends, pretty damn hard to forget.

I know the feeling, miho. BIG congrats to you

I had an amazing weekend with a girl too. My circumstances are less convenient, but the substance is quite... fairytale

If you're robbing the cradle, so am I, b/c I'm 23 and she's 18.

With respect to my complication, CONGRATULATIONS that she's single and available

[JadziaKathryn]

Found on the same page of the Hobart Town Advertiser from 1840 as an article I needed for research:

A beautiful new steamer, the Enterprize, was launched at Dundee...

[Escriba]

Heheee... Cool

My mother has a bad day, the milkman has informed her that one liter of milk is going to cost 1 euro. And she has just come from the street babbling that the itinerant knife shapener is a "disguised thief" (because he has charged, apparently, too much for the sharpening of a knive.) And the fruit is expensive too.

[Distracted]

Heh. A milkman AND a traveling knife sharpener. Wow.

[Entilzha]

Morgan Freeman was in a serious car accident http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/04/morgan.freeman.accident/index.html

[Asso]

Yes!
And Solgenitsin died.

[Elessar]

Yes!
And Solgenitsin died.

I saw that

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

I am so NOT going to tell you how I stumbled upon this article:

Academics Develop Formula for Perfect Butt

If I hazard a guess, Jolene's bum would be very close to the perfect result of approximately 80.

[Asso]

I agree wit you!

[Distracted]

I would think the answer to that question is quite subjective.

[Asso]

Not too much.

[Distracted]

No? Derriere shapes vary widely, and I know for a fact that my tastes in derrieres won't be the same as yours, since men's derierres tend to be shaped quite differently from women's. And that's as it should be. Even if we're talking just women, though, there's a significant cultural influence on what is generally considered a "perfect 10". Shape varies by race as well as national origin. It's been my experience that Latin and African-American men tend to prefer women who look more like a woman of their own culture, who tend to be better endowed posteriorly than scrawny white women with no "back". Caucasian men, on the other hand, often prefer a leaner, more muscular look, someone that their black brethren might consider rather underfed.

I personally prefer lean beef.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Hey now, I thought the issue was now scientifically proven...

[Asso]

I know that " Boopin" eyes that Homer enjoyed in women wouldn't be enjoyed nowadays, probably.
But... well... there's a canon in bum!

[Distracted]

Hey now, I thought the issue was now scientifically proven...

For hetero male Caucasian Brits, maybe...and possibly generalizable to other European straight white males, although I have my doubts about clumping Greeks, Italians and Spaniards in there. (I'm assuming somebody named David Holmes is Caucasian. I suppose I could be wrong. )