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Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:35 am
by Distracted
It's amazing to me how many people in the world place such trust in a disposable latex device with a 10% failure rate. :?

I'm glad you and your liver had a good time, Kotik.

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:43 am
by Kotik
It's 90% safer than without, isn't it ?

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:54 am
by Distracted
Yep. But I can't go on with this discussion and keep it kid appropriate. Suffice it to say that there is a whole list of things you can catch even if the device doesn't fail. Of course, what you're doing with the alcohol has the potential to kill you faster than any of them, so I suppose it's a moot point. If you'd like to know the juicy details, feel free to pm me. I worry about you, Kotik. :patpat:

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:01 pm
by Kotik
I think thou dost worry too much, Dis :patpat:

I know that alcohol isn't exactly a health serum, but I don't waste myself everyday ;) Actually days like yesterday happen two ot three times a year at max. And about the other thing - I didn't take an unwashed clubfooted witch that I found in a ditch to my room. I actually know the Lady ;)

It's the second time this week that I got wasted out of my wits, but that's the point. I rarely have more than one vacation a year, so I let my non-existant hair down :mrgreen: I can't afford to get wasted for the rest of the year, so on vacation I indulge in a bit of craziness :raspberry:

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:44 pm
by Distracted
Well, all I can say is when you amaze a German bartender with your capacity for alcohol intake, it's not a good thing. ;-)

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:02 pm
by Kotik
Distracted wrote:Well, all I can say is when you amaze a German bartender with your capacity for alcohol intake, it's not a good thing. ;-)


Yes, my tolerance for the nasty stuff is a bit worrying, but as I said, I use that "talent" a helluva lot less than in days gone by ;) On the upside, the good thing is that I'm less likely to do really embarassing stuff. I was wasted, but at least I still had control over basic body functions and didn't vomit in the bath tub or end up in a ditch with pissed pants. You wouldn't believe the things you see when people go drinking, who don't know their limit :neutral:

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:56 pm
by Weeble
My darling wifey made some almond milk. We are both a bit lactose intolerant and have been buying the stuff. The homemade stuff is awesome. She played with the flavors adding some chopped and food processed dates and a vanilla bean. Yield was 1/2 a gallon. gonna cut the vanilla bean in half the next time or go with maple syrup in lieu of the dates. The cool part was after straining the almonds the leftover mush makes great cookies.....

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:43 pm
by Weeble
:clap: :clap: :clap: Strike up the band. Happy days. :clap: :clap: :clap:
:happyjump: :happyjump: :happyjump:
The ex-mayor of Detroit was convicted of numerous counts of bribery and racketeering. I was born in the City of Detroit and this is incredible news. In days past someone would get to a juror and it would have been a hung jury. The city is broke and a mess, but perhaps justice has returned.

Oh and for the Kwame-ster and friends sounds like somewhere between 10 and 20 years and the IRS has yet to charge him with tax evasion. :tears:

:happyjump: :happyjump: :happyjump: :happyjump:

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:36 am
by lfvoy
Kotik wrote:Carnival is great. Wolfi got laid. First sex in the last 8 years. Totally worth it


I'm not going to explain why, but this update made me smile because it reminded me that I'm not abnormal.

*skulks quietly out of room now*

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:14 pm
by Kotik
Went on a vodka diet last friday. It's working great - I lost 3 days this week :mrgreen:

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:23 pm
by Weeble
Hi Kotik,

Real happy here, gotta do a keg capacity check this evening and make sure its not empty. Sad news is the weather's to weird to fish, good news is the wife and I just keep X-country skiing. Normally we hang 'em up March 1st. Awesome news is the annual 5 day fishing trip is only 12 days away.

><((((º>like he's gonna catch me, ya right

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:36 pm
by Kotik
Weeble wrote:Hi Kotik,

Real happy here, gotta do a keg capacity check this evening and make sure its not empty. Sad news is the weather's to weird to fish, good news is the wife and I just keep X-country skiing. Normally we hang 'em up March 1st. Awesome news is the annual 5 day fishing trip is only 12 days away.

><((((º>like he's gonna catch me, ya right


Have fun mate :)

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:50 pm
by Weeble
:clap: :clap: The annual "Spring Fling" Fishin' Trip begins tomorrow. Not only am I happy but y'all get a whole week off from my snarky-ness. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

><((((º>like he's a threat<º))))><

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:06 pm
by Alelou
Hey, we'll miss your snarkiness.

Happy fishing!

Does this mean I should update my story TONIGHT? Hmm, maybe I will.

Re: The Happy News thread

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:34 am
by Weeble
mean mean Alelou