Randomness

[TPoptarts]

There's this teacher here she teaches like special ed/gifted/learning disabilities, and she's like a brain expert too. She said that when people read they use the right side of their brain because that's the part that processes the reading and connects to like memories and everything they need to understand the text. But for dyslexic people like me they use the left side of their brain when they read and that's why it's hard to understand the text and takes so long. So to understand the text dyslexic people have to find ways to activate the right side of their brain (there's like methods for that they teach like in special ed and Sylvan and stuff like that according to what she says). That's interesting. I guess maybe that's why it's like way easier for me to understand when I type the text I read to the computer, because I type with my left hand.

[TPoptarts]

HEY T'Poptarts!

Here's that Voyager parody I told you about.

WARNING: The Archivist rated it NC-17 because of the foul language in the story. And I agree with her assessment of the situation. If you don't like NC-17 fiction that isn't exacly erotica, I highly recommend you stay away.

Summary: Kes catches a viral strain of Tourette's Syndrome.

[CoffeeCat]

^ it was written so long ago and I shudder at some of the language used. I don't think I'll ever go back to edit it tho because I'd rather move on to other stories.

[TPoptarts]

Stupid frelling upper respiratory allergies I hate feeling like dren especially when I'm not even like sick

Oh guess what the manager did, she put 4 chicks in my room. And there were only 2 beds left. The thing is this place isn't even full, there's like plenty beds in other rooms. So now there's 8 people staying in a 6 bed dorm. Now do you understand why I can't focus on stuff that I need to focus on with all the traffic and the distractions here Distracted can I borrow your user name for a while oh and you know what else, since those chicks are gonna share beds 2 on each bed, that means 2 of them are gonna sleep on the top bunk above me. And like I said before my big fat ass has broken many of those top bunks to date and I still don't weigh like 2 people. So now I'm like totally scared

[enterprikayak]

Are you, um, quaite sure you're not on some kind of reality TV show, PopTarts? You don't remember signing a massive thick wad of a contract, so you? It's like some kind of mental wear-down torture or something.

On a totally random tangent (in honour of the thread's title), here's is a 3MB download of something pretty funny. It's alieny, so it fits our bboard. aliensong.mpeg
(Right-click, and choose "save as..." bandwidth yada yada yada)

[evcake]

Two to a bed. Is that legal?

[Chris]

Well, tomorrow my niece graduates the 5th grade. She starts Jr. High in the fall. I feel like I was just feeding her a bottle. Did I blink too many times? Is that what it's like to be a parent?

[CoffeeCat]

Yep. My oldest is the same age. Where did the time go?

[Elessar]

In the wise words of Matthew McAnahanuananauuhanhay, "That's why I love highshool girls, man... I keep gettin' older, and they stay the same age!"



Ok totally a different topic, but I had to use that quote somewhere!!

[Mitchell]

I saw that movie for the very first time last summer.

That line kinda freaked me out, at the same time it had me laughin my ass off.


My neice, who will be 14 this year. Same neice whose diaper I changed, fed, an burbed more then a few times. Already has a "Boyfriend"!!! That aint right. An considderin how wild my sister was in her teen years, Im kinda suprissed she hasnt locked her up, an threw away the key yet. Out of fear that the Apple didnt fall to far from the tree.

[TPoptarts]

Are you, um, quaite sure you're not on some kind of reality TV show, PopTarts? You don't remember signing a massive thick wad of a contract, so you? It's like some kind of mental wear-down torture or something.

I don't do reality shows. I hate them I'm an actress and I take reality shows as a personal insult. That and soaps

Oh by the way I just found out Alarm Clock Lady from my room is like only 38, dude that's so creepy cuz that's like totally the same case like Boom, I honestly thought she was like 60 or something because she smokes so much. That's so totally scary.

[evcake]

I agree with you about reality shows and soaps. Can't see it, myself.

[TPoptarts]

Yeah. Soaps and reality shows like totally suck mivonks. I never did get what the frelling point is supposed to be with them anyway. Well and I think they're boring and stupid and I hate them.

Gah I can't think with all the distraction here I don't even know what I'm typing right now

[TPoptarts]

Guess that's probably why I keep staying up working on the computer outside until like 2am like every day because at least there's no one there and it's quiet!!!! Well except when there's those frelling drunkies making noise and so I'm sleep deprived and distracted (uh not Distracted ) and I can't think or work on anything think I just invented a new condition: AADD (Acquired Attention Deficit Disorder) my poor little brain is melting away. Oh by the way did you know that every time people drink alcohol it literally shrinks their brain spooky

[CoffeeCat]

^ I can't handle either, also.

Although, I would have loved to have seen some of the Trek actors while they were in the soaps. It would have been interesting.