My Long and Probably Serpentine Review of New Moon

[Alelou]

This image is a little too big to post out in the open but there ya go KTR

Ooooh... Looking good!

I did google "Twilight butt" and found this image of one of actresses from the show doing one of those PETA "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" ads. Very nice bum indeed, but now I feel like a perv since it turns out she was born in 1990.

Apparently PETA is against fur but FOR Photoshop.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

She's 20. You're safe!

Only 19 if you go by IMDB.com. I'm more than twice her age...

[Elessar]

She's 20. You're safe! Meanwhile the Jake character was supposedly 16. I remember how conflicted I was when Will Smith woke up shirtless at the beginning of "Independence Day." I had always thought of him as the little "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."

Who is that??? I'm not sure who she plays... Esme maybe?

[Elessar]

This is New Moon related... so I'm going to put it here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO7ZaraO1Iw

I LOVE this song and I really really really like this composer. He has a very similar sounding composition on the sound track to The Painted Veil.

[justTripn]

According to my friend here at work, here is a guy they almost got to play Edward:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_U9bdBniY8mk/R ... Cavill.jpg

(Shame on me, but he is 26.) Probably the reason they didn't pick him.

[justTripn]

Oh dear . . . we were just googling images of that Jake guy. He really WAS 16. I'll stop now.

[Alelou]

Put some dead-ish vampire make-up on him and doesn't he look pretty much like the other guy?

We're having heavy snow and THUNDER. That doesn't happen very often. Guess I should shut down.

[Bether6074]

Oh dear . . . we were just googling images of that Jake guy. He really WAS 16. I'll stop now.

Yes, I couldn't believe that the actor is actually a whole month younger than my own son.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Ha! I knew it! Bad news for the Twilight fangirls!

'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson is 'allergic' to one part of the female anatomy...

On a somewhat related note, I just noticed the other day that this Pattinson guy starred as the ill-fated Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I thought he looked as effeminate there.

[Distracted]

"Allergic"? That's about the most asinine statement I've ever heard. Does that mean he's gay? Prefers the back door? Or maybe it just means that he's so self-absorbed he's incapable of a meaningful relationship with a human being of any gender. Somehow I doubt that going public with this is going to do much for his popularity. I sure wouldn't want anything to do with a guy willing to publically announce his disgust for any part of the female anatomy.

[Elessar]

*shrug* maybe he is gay... but the interesting question is, would that make his sentiments more or less forgivable? Does a woman have the right to express those sentiments if she's heterosexual?

[justTripn]

I'm going to chalk it up to "diarrhea of the mouth." Sometimes something spills out that was better left inside. I refuse to read too much into it.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

There's a Swedish blog where people post funny things they have overheard other people say. This is a conversation snapped up in the Stockholm subway.

Two girls ~ 15 sit and talk.
Girl 1: You know, Edward ... sooo nice.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Well, then ... I'm probably in love with Edward.
Girl 2: Unnecessary. He has Bella, have you even read the books? There is no point in even trying ...
Girl 1: But my God, Malin! Bella is fictional!

This is what I'd call selective reasoning...

[Elessar]

wow.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed

And I haven't even seen Twilight...