Randomness

[Alelou]

That's a great story, Weeble. Thank you. Now if I can just get myself to actually DO IT.

[panyasan]

College Tour is a show in which public figures are asked questions about anything related to them by students.

Whoopi Goldberg was on that show and one of the student told her how much her role in Star Trek had meant for him. I found it rather touching.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... Rmh7aF0BCo

[Distracted]

Hey Dis/Alelou it can be done!!

Wall Street Journal

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... stpop_read

I read his novel. It's really good.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Princess Lilian, Welsh-born commoner who became Swedish royalty, dies aged 97

[Distracted]

Such a romantic tale.

[Linda]

Yes, indeed.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Yeah, it's pretty sweet. And she was well liked by everybody, as was her husband.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Heh!

Evil Picard Plays His Flute

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Funny thing I just noticed. I have achieved the board rank of Rear Admiral. I'm not sure when this happened, but I think it was fairly recently.

Maybe I shouldn't have changed my sig banner the other day...

[Weeble]

Got this joke in the mail today, no intention of offending anyone I am still recovering from the giggles...


Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

[Asso]

But can I also add "Viva sincerity"?

[Distracted]

Got this joke in the mail today, no intention of offending anyone I am still recovering from the giggles...


Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

Very imaginative.

[Alelou]

LOL. I had a cat who appeared to want to try, actually. He was always up there in our faces when I was nursing.

[Kotik]

LOLZ!!

Those of you who speak two languages should try 'Google translate' once in a while.

A month ago I (reluctantly) joined faceborg, because my whole family is loitering about there and I would like to be in contact with my niece Marlene before she joins college. Thing is, even my computer illiterate father has been signed in there before me and since I only post in English, which he does speak as well as I do Swahili, I know that he uses Google translate to read my posts, so I piped today's update

Jebus Christ on a pogo stick! I'm really getting fed up with the whole Vettel-Webber flamefest after Malaysia. So Vettel kicked Webber in the nuts, because the latter is a ridiculous pushover. He didn't even even fight back!!
What in the name of all that's holy were RB smoking to give that nonsensical team order in the first place? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it isn't healty and most likely it isn't even legal. Yeah, ask a 3 times world champion, whoi has won two of his three titles by less than 5 points margin to gift seven points to his team mate in just the second of nineteen races. You really should lay of them mushrooms folks.

through google and I need a change of undergarments because of the 'creative' way google translated that to the language of ze fatherland. Cant. Stop. Laughing.

[Distracted]

Entertain us. Pass the translation back through English again and post it if it's still PG. Pretty please? I'll bet it's totally incomprehensible.