My REAL First Fan Fic: Space Wars!
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:18 pm
ok so, I'm hiding my beautiful new Enfield No.4 Mk1 .303 bolt action rifle in my closet right, so that mother doesn't see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's my money but it's also my headache to explain! 
When I find this crumbled up piece of paper (two pieces, actually) under one of my other rifle cases that is in the closet on a shelf. I pull it out and... here is what I find. I'll just recreate it in totality, bad grammar and misspellings included. I vaguely remember writing this, but the only way I really know it's mine is by the handwriting. I can't tell what year this was, but if I can't remember it... It has to have been before I was much older than 8 or 9. In fact, I'm pretty sure I wrote it in 3rd grade when I was 8.
And that's apparently all the further I got
What cracks me up is how I decided to change how I spelled "Eloks",. I think I wrote this in at least two sittings because it switches from pencil to pen... And obviously I hadn't been watching Star Trek yet, because I didn't really know the warp scale . But I was hardcore into nuclear weapons and energy weapons and spaceflight very early.
When I find this crumbled up piece of paper (two pieces, actually) under one of my other rifle cases that is in the closet on a shelf. I pull it out and... here is what I find. I'll just recreate it in totality, bad grammar and misspellings included. I vaguely remember writing this, but the only way I really know it's mine is by the handwriting. I can't tell what year this was, but if I can't remember it... It has to have been before I was much older than 8 or 9. In fact, I'm pretty sure I wrote it in 3rd grade when I was 8.
It was late at night on the planet Calcord. About 350,000 lightyears away from Earth. The year, 5513, believe it or not you humans have survived your first 5 or 6 thousand years of existance. Not me, no. I'm a Calcordian. The first alien species discovered by humans. The humans race have become one of the dominant forces in the galaxy. After a successful war against the Drakks, they are feared by almost any species in the galaxy. Exept the Eloks. They are evil mutated decendents of the Ewoks. With a leader who'd rather sentence you to death, than walk around you. Well the Drakks' leader, Leeangy Twang, made a pack with Ellox leader, Keepongii Condoranqeiun. So they are both secretly preparing a full scale Thermonuclear-Electroplasmic war against humans. Who now owns and occupies 13 planets with a total population in the 5510 census of 395 billion people. Total military officers account for approximetly 8 billion of them. The Drakks and Ellox have a combined military force of about 27 billion. But the Calcordians are a peaceful race and would like to help the humans. So talks between the leaders in the B.U.H.N.L. (Board of United Human National Leaders) and the Calcordian leader Kacoomaa Kaazoumaa have begun about the war, that has been uncovered by spies. A pact has been declared and now the Human-Calcordian side have a chance with a combined military count of about 32 billion. But the Eelox have higher technology. The first attack was made by a swarm of Drakki A-3 heavy, Class-A Star Warriors on the world capitol of Malltop 2, a human planet 300 billion lightyears from Earth. An unstable core reaction was triggered by multiple Nuclear-Plasma Beams aimed at the core. Minutes later the planet exploded to bits as the core contained radioactive elements that made it a floating 5,000 quadrillion ton H-Bomb. An average 6.9 earthquake was felt on all planets in a radius of hundreds of millions of lightyears. Total population loss: 100% (16.3 billion). This made the humans furious. The Calcordians as well. A counter strike to end the war was possible but too risky. A count strike to cause the collapse of the star in the main system of the Ellox was possible, which would kill Keepongi Conrandeiun. A special experimental 170-mile long Electro-magnetic-nuclearplasma laser cannon was flown to approximately three hundred million miles from its target by the fastest ship ever built. It is capable of Warp 163.5, but would explode seconds later, fastest safe speed, warp 162.9 (162.9 times the speed of light). The beam was fired then the ship went full throttle reverse. It skipped the galaxy in less than six minutes then halted. Days past with no confirmation of the results from the Warp, the ship that carried the weapon. Then, a lonely signal sent two months later by the ship was found by human ship engineers. The ship's message sounded like this, "Target has not been destroyed..." An electromagnetic Photon Field-Shield of some kind deflected the beam back at the ship. The ship was destroyed, but 259 of 265 crew members were accounted for, when we beamed on the nearby human inhabited planet of Kappsicue 4 by luck.
And that's apparently all the further I got
What cracks me up is how I decided to change how I spelled "Eloks",
. I think I wrote this in at least two sittings because it switches from pencil to pen... And obviously I hadn't been watching Star Trek yet, because I didn't really know the warp scale . But I was hardcore into nuclear weapons and energy weapons and spaceflight very early.
, called "World War 3", that I wrote on my mom's laptop, about a world war between the Soviet Union and the United States where Aliens came and helped us defeat them, and the narrator was a 90 yr old veteran telling the story.