The "this made me laugh" thread
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:16 am
The Black Bra (told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress; and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. . ..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
When he saw me he said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and the mask
over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
you're going to love this . . . . ...
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress; and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. . ..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
When he saw me he said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and the mask
over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
you're going to love this . . . . ...
SPOILER!!!:
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"