Some Astrological fun

[CX]

This is actually from one of those retarded chain emails, but I though it might be kind of fun to share here.


VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.


SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in longrelationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.


LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up crying...


ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud.


AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, But will knock your lights out.


GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.


LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser.Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relations hips. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.


CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.


PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.


CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.


TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!


SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying.

[dark_rain]

Well, I generally find these to be a "mixed bag" but here goes.

GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

Most of that applies, 'cept

"VERY FORGIVING"

Well, not always, depends on what they did to me. Like I still haven't forgiven someone who pushed me off a raft and broke two of my fingers a few years back

-and-

"THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE"

That's an illogical statement. (borrowing a phrase, T'Pol) There's more than one Gemini in the world, and we cant all be "THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE"



Randomness: Wow, Iceweasel (my web browser) has automatic spellchecking. w00t.

[TPoptarts]

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

Uhhh... I'm sorry... WHUT??

[evcake]

I'm a Capricorn, and you've got to joking.

[CX]

Yeah, I'm a Gemini and the ladies definately don't have any trouble resisting me.

[Asso]

I'm an AQUARIUS.

Yes, I am all that! and... more!
Mine is the mark of the genius and of the insanity!
Mh? ... am I exaggerating?

[Jedikatie]

I'm a Scorpio, and no one who knows me in real life would ever describe me as "talkative." More like "shy" and "quiet"...

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Allow me to point out that the signs do not correspond to the real constellations of the zodiac. That is because over time the constellations have shifted.

You should check out your real sign, which is roughly a month difference. Plus we should add a new constellation - Ophiuchus (the serpent-bearer) - to the zodiac.

[Bether6074]

VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

I don't know...I don't think I'm loud or dominating. Smart? Only average, at best. Interesting, though.