Happy Birthday dark_rain!
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:34 pm
Just for you, I've attempted some technobabble.
Far into the future, on the Federation timeship Asimov:
"Captain, the temporal sensor array has detected an event of some note that happened on this day."
"What is it?"
"I'm not sure. We'll have to realign the chronoton spectrometer to focus on late twentieth century Earth."
"Do it."
"Aye sir. Calibrating to the Gregorian calender... inputting specifications...deploying aft chronoimmune robotic devices...aligning chronoton spectrometer to Earth, late twentieth century... realignment complete."
"Activate the temporal array."
"Aye sir, temporal array activated. I'm receiving the data now."
"Report."
"It appears that an individual who contributed technical expertise to a website known as 'Triaxian Silk' was born on this day. His contributions brought enjoyment to many other people."
"They knew about Triaxian silk then? Any sign of outside interference in the acceptable parameters of the space-time continuum?"
"None, sir. Perhaps it's a coincidence?"
"Maybe, Lieutenant, but keep an eye on that data."
Happy birthday!
Far into the future, on the Federation timeship Asimov:
"Captain, the temporal sensor array has detected an event of some note that happened on this day."
"What is it?"
"I'm not sure. We'll have to realign the chronoton spectrometer to focus on late twentieth century Earth."
"Do it."
"Aye sir. Calibrating to the Gregorian calender... inputting specifications...deploying aft chronoimmune robotic devices...aligning chronoton spectrometer to Earth, late twentieth century... realignment complete."
"Activate the temporal array."
"Aye sir, temporal array activated. I'm receiving the data now."
"Report."
"It appears that an individual who contributed technical expertise to a website known as 'Triaxian Silk' was born on this day. His contributions brought enjoyment to many other people."
"They knew about Triaxian silk then? Any sign of outside interference in the acceptable parameters of the space-time continuum?"
"None, sir. Perhaps it's a coincidence?"
"Maybe, Lieutenant, but keep an eye on that data."
Happy birthday!
um isn't that like tomorrow (the 13th) though... cuz I can't see it in the birthday section and JZK is a day ahead 
heh Friday the 13th 
well 6 years and a day after Darth Vader 
