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enterprikayak wrote:YOU'LL PUT YER EYE OUT!
evcake wrote:Clan Milne! "tarn arle quam marte" Alas, I am of Irish and Swedish descent. No tartan for me.
enterprikayak wrote:She'll have to do it virtually. OY DIS! Get out your virtual surgical kit please! And we'll need some of those triangular bandages rolled into a donut shape, too, so as to pad the eyeball while the knife is still lodged in it (Butters/throwingstar-style), y'know, before Dis gets here with her imaginary tools. Anyone got their CPR and want to demonstrate a donut bandage please? Anyone?
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Just remember the first principle of trauma medicine. "Do NOT remove impaled objects!" (Until you're in the OR with a trauma surgeon.)enterprikayak wrote:She'll have to do it virtually. OY DIS! Get out your virtual surgical kit please! And we'll need some of those triangular bandages rolled into a donut shape, too, so as to pad the eyeball while the knife is still lodged in it (Butters/throwingstar-style), y'know, before Dis gets here with her imaginary tools. Anyone got their CPR and want to demonstrate a donut bandage please? Anyone?
Oh, no, dear. I'm not a trauma surgeon. My response to someone with a knife sticking out of his eye socket would be, "Ow! That looks like it hurts! Somebody bring me some gauze and duct tape to stabilize this thing and call 911. This man needs a surgeon!"enterprikayak wrote:Hence my insistence on donut bandaging first aid. I know which parts to leave to Distracted.
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