Caption this!

[Jedikatie]

Okay, I thought we might have a bit of fun... those who were over at TrekBBS no doubt remember the caption threads and the excellent "Donkey Kong chronicles" (largely done by the talented xeyes)... so I thought I'd start a caption this thread here.

Please note: the screencaps can be of anyone who was on Enterprise. Be sure and host them, however, on your own site (be it photobucket or imageshack or wherever). Also try and keep the captions PG13, okay?

To get us started:

[Jedikatie]

Trip: Okay, Travis, anytime you're ready...
Travis: Dammit, where's the clutch on this thing? Haven't these guys heard of automatic?



Trip (thinking): I wonder if Soval knows that there's a sign on his back that says "Kiss me, I'm Irish..."

[JadziaKathryn]

In hindsight, the two were fortunate that this particular alien culture also used green to represent "go."

[Jedikatie]

Trip: That's the last time I challenge Hoshi to a game of strip poker while drinking Andorian ale...



Trip (thinking): She's staring at me again. Why is she always staring at me? Just keep looking at the captain as if you're paying attention to what he's saying...

[JadziaKathryn]

Trip (thinking): She's staring at me again. Why is she always staring at me? Just keep looking at the captain as if you're paying attention to what he's saying...

As if... hehe.

[Jedikatie]

Trip: That's the last time I get caught in a crowd of women at a 90% off clothing sale... I didn't realize they meant 90% of my clothes would come off...

[Reanok]

Oh Man I should've never dared Malcolm to sing Fierce Blue Ascot's song Under the moon. Trip Looking at Soval Oh no Not the Gazelle speach again. Trip to Travis This insectoid shuttle won't come out of reverse I'm steering it backwards! Why is T'Pol staring at me like that during one of the Captain's endless reports from starfleet.She looks bored.

[Jedikatie]

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You know, you can hit the 'quote' button, Reanok and get the pictures from my post to go along with the captions you came up with...

[Shakabutt]

Hey T'Pol !!! When i agreed to play this little prisoner/interogator game of yours you said i would get a happy
ending !!!


Trip and Travis playing Warcraft
Trip : Travis stop cheating !
Travis : Hey its not my fault that you can get past level 2 !



Soval : Andorian females are the most passionate in this sector .....
Trip thinking : Creep ...

[Shakabutt]

Archer : So T'Pol ,what are this star formations again ?

T'Pol in husky voice : Lips,aesthetical pleasing and welcoming engineer lips....

[dark_rain]

Trip (as Archer's body files past the viewscreen): "Uh, Travis. I think that might have been the airlock."

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

I'll take yoy home again, Kathleeeeeen!

*Damn, I should've made sure I'd locked myself in engineering before putting on the intraship loudspeakers!*


Soval: You do know that I have been T'Pol's substitute father ever since her real father passed away, Commander.
Trip: Does that mean I can call you "pops" now?

[Reanok]

[quote="Kevin Thomas Riley"]
Oh Man I should've never asked Malcolm to sing Fierce Blue Ascott's Under the Moon


Oh no Not the Gazelle speach again!

[Reanok]

[quote="Shakabutt"]

Trip thinking why is she looking at me like that . She must be bored with Archer's Starfleet reports.

[Reanok]

Trip to Travis who would have thought we'd have a McDonalds clear out here in space.