Randomness

[Linda]

Uh, personal discipline fighting raging hormones. I wonder who's gonna win? That poor little aspirin between the legs, it's gotta be a little guy with amazing fortitude, LOL. Hey, where's the girl's father with that shot gun aimed right at the boyfriends forehead... or more to-the-point body parts? I hear tell that works better.

[Elessar]

Like http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/16692720/detail.html

She's so fulla crap. This story's already all over the place. If you read the Washington Post article on it, it is incredibly in-depth. The Major just realized that it makes his town a hot-spot for Division of Family Services to sweep in and make his town a headline, so I'm betting he's going around paying off these little girls with $10k of free neonatal care to get them to recant.

It was too detailed to not be true. It made too much sense and it sounded too much like exactly what stupid little 16 yr old girls I remember knowing when I was that age would do who didn't have a clue about the repercussions of having an actual baby.

Uh, personal discipline fighting raging hormones. I wonder who's gonna win? That poor little aspirin between the legs, it's gotta be a little guy with amazing fortitude, LOL. Hey, where's the girl's father with that shot gun aimed right at the boyfriends forehead... or more to-the-point body parts? I hear tell that works better.

I think for my generation and my gender I'm supposed to say somethin like, "Hate the game, not the playa," or "Let a playa play!"

[Distracted]

Shotgun birth control sounds like it should work, but you're forgetting that horny teenagers are very "in the moment" creatures. Consequences don't even occur to them, so unless Papa's in the back seat with them with his gun when they're reaching for those zippers the threat of future harm won't phase them one bit. If you can't even make them slow down long enough to put on a condom, how are you going to threaten them long distance?

[Alelou]

You can slow some of them down long enough to put on a condom. What you can't make them do is go into a store in their small town and buy a pack in front of other people. Most of them don't even want to be seen buying a box of tampons for God's sake. Abstinence education is a crock of hooey. Personally I think condoms should be as easy to get at school as hall passes. Or easier. Not to say you shouldn't warn them a condom isn't going to protect against stuff like herpes, but then again you can also get that if your grandma kisses you when she has a cold sore.

[Mitchell]

Kids today aint worked Hard enough. Gota work em hard enough that at the end of the day, they cant even lift a finger(Let alone other things) . Then they'll be less likely to do anything Requiring any effort. All work an No play Makes Jack a dull boy. Trust me even Teenagers can be worked to the Point they wont even want to think about Sex. Or be able to do anything about it. Yes Im gona be one evil Parent.


Well I picked up the strait Jacket today(AKA the Tux I have to wair for my sis's wedding.)
Tomorrow is the rehearsal/dinner, An then Friday My Baby Sis becomes Mrs. Reed. Sniff. Then when they get Money, an Jobs lined up, their Movin to Florida. Is it so wrong to be wishin they dont find any jobs?

[Alelou]

Oh yeah, no time to fit in any whoopie on a farm. My grandma Thelma Mae was a hardworking farm girl. Yep, she had my momma when she was sixteen and she HAD to marry my grandaddy...

[blacknblue]

LOL

My Mom's eldest sister got married at fifteen and had 14 children. It's all that fresh air and sunshine. Or maybe the constant inspiration from watching all the livestock.

[Linda]

Especially watching rabbits, Bnb? Rabbits are so enthusiastic in this area. That's why I got my pet rabbit fixed, or should I say 'broken' as I had one of my OC Vulcans put it.

[Entilzha]

Got my ID card today and now I can enjoy the little perks that come with it(digital identification and digital signature). Lessens the paperwork in some institutions.

[Entilzha]

Study: Global warming sends plants uphill http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/06/26/migratingplants.ap/index.html and there is a chance that the north pole will be ice free for a period this year http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/weather/06/27/north.pole.melting/index.html#cnnSTCText.

[Entilzha]

Stargate SG-1 Continuum has been leaked to the net.

[Distracted]

What's that?

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

My guess is that a version of it is now available to download.

[TPoptarts]

Stargate SG-1 Continuum has been leaked to the net.

AWESOME

[TPoptarts]

This was my little plant. It's not mine anymore because I gave it away on Freecycle.