Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

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Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby Elessar » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:40 am

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:D :D

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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby Entilzha » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:59 am

Nice 8)
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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby justTripn » Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:54 pm

Why do I always fall for these? I open the thread, expecting to be introduced to an actual girl/woman. 8)
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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby Aquarius » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:07 pm

Elessar wrote:Image
:D :D

Got the accessories for christmas.


Awesome. :lol:
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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby dialee » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:06 pm

:oops: Excuse me, but where do the bullets go into Maria or is it magazine rounds and still the same question?

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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby Lady Rainbow » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:06 pm

justTripn wrote:Why do I always fall for these? I open the thread, expecting to be introduced to an actual girl/woman. 8)


Yeah, I know what you mean, jT. :lol: I thought the same thing. :lol:

Seriously, Elessar, that's neat. :D
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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby enterprikayak » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:32 pm

But isn't it like collecting 17th century phonograph parts or something? Like, they're utterly useless since you're not allowed to shoot them off, right?

Or.... can you? :o :?



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Postby JadziaKathryn » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:16 pm

justTripn wrote:Why do I always fall for these? I open the thread, expecting to be introduced to an actual girl/woman. 8)
Not me. I read that and thought, "Elessar got another new gun..."
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Postby evcake » Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:01 am

:lol: Black Maria :lol:
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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby Bether6074 » Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:16 am

SIGH!

I thought Maria was a new girlfriend or something...
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Postby enterprikayak » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:41 am

Bether6074 wrote:SIGH!

I thought Maria was a new girlfriend or something...


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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby Elessar » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:48 am

enterprikayak wrote:But isn't it like collecting 17th century phonograph parts or something? Like, they're utterly useless since you're not allowed to shoot them off, right?

Or.... can you? :o :?



It's lovely, I'm sure.

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I can shoot it... Is that what you meant, maybe that you didn't think I could shoot it?

I just don't have a magazine in it in this photo. It has those big banana mags like you see terrorists carrying in movies :)
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Postby Alelou » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:57 am

I think she actually meant ... but surely it's illegal to fire off an automatic weapon?

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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby Aquarius » Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:14 am

enterprikayak wrote:
Bether6074 wrote:SIGH!

I thought Maria was a new girlfriend or something...


Silly Bether. Don't you know Elessar's an ammo-sexual?

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Re: Allow Me to Introduce Maria...

Postby Elessar » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:19 pm

Alelou wrote:I think she actually meant ... but surely it's illegal to fire off an automatic weapon?

Silly Canadians, so civilized.


:lol: It's not automatic, that's why. Every 'milsurp' weapon in the U.S. was imported through a local US company (such as Century Arms, the one mine came through) and has to be gutted and rebuilt to be semi-auto. You can tell pretty easily mine was because the trigger and the original buttstock said "TAPCO, U.S." which is a modern manufacturer who wouldn't have made parts on a 1975 Romanian AK47 :D
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