Randomness

[CX]

Heh, he's actually Jack Hayes on Foundations.

[Distracted]

Jack sure fits him better than Jeremiah, IMO.

[TPoptarts]

^ Yeah I think so too, Jeremiah sounds like way too long

Dude Obi is so obnoxious that even the Dark Side hates her. Like today Vader and Grievous asked me if there's any empty beds in my room (nope) they wanted to dump that frelling tralk back in my room. Obviously just because yours truly stays in this room it means it's supposed to be a frelling human dumpster. Why do I deserve to live in a human dumpster while they're supposed to be like "royalty" or whatever.

Speaking of dumpsters there's that dude staying in my friend's room who's really annoying so we call him "Dumpster". And like today I was talking to my friend and Dumpster was like sitting there listening to us, I bet he was like totally lost trying to figure out what the frell we were talking about it went something like this:

Me: Dude guess what. Grievous and Vader hate Obi too.
Friend: How do you know?
Me: I just talked to Vader. They're even trying to frelling dump her in my room again. No way in HELL
Friend: Her true colors are starting to shine through...
Me: And KGB is like totally on to her.

(etc etc and Dumpster is sitting there like totally clueless )

Oh and Obi doesn't work here anymore.

[Rigil Kent]

Heh. Haven't gotten one of these emails in a while...

From: Mrs. Jessica Williams.
SW14 8SU, London, England
17 Copse Hill, Wimbledon,
SW20 0NE, London,
United Kingdom


My Dear Beloved,

I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment in Barnes Hospital, South Wople Way, SW14 8SU, London, England. I am married to Late Dr. Raymold Williams who worked with British Judicial Commission in Chelsea England for over a decade before he died on 5th of July in the year 2003. We were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks. Before his death he made a vow to use his wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in the society. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of £5 Million (Five Million Pounds sterling) with one Finance/Security Company in Europe. Presently, this money is still with the Firm. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 2months due to a rare form of cancer of the pancreas. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.Though I may not know you personally I want to tell you that, through divine word of wisdom guy from above,I was asked to tell you to do this, not for me but for The Almighty because you are blessed and you have been chosen to do mighty works for the Almighty.According to the security company the money has accumulated a dumorage of 4,618 USD already.

I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor to poor and destitute persons, orphanages, and widows and for propagating peace in the universe. I understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not inclined to helping poor persons and I do not want my husbands hard earned money to be misused or spent in the manner in which my late husband did not specify. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence. I know where I am going.I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Almighty. I do not need long telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I do not want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Europe. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. I want you to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Whosoever that wants to serve the Almighty must serve him with all his heart and mind and soul and also in truth.Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for an individual for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein. I will also be most glad if you can tell me a little about yourself.Hoping to hear from you. Thank you and may the Almighty bless you.

You can contact me with your positive responds via Email:

jessica_ray46@yahoo.co.uk
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Jessica Williams.

Heh. Uh huh. Riiiiight...

[TPoptarts]

What the frell kinda people actually fall for that dren??

[Rigil Kent]

The same people who buy into that chain letter ("send this to five people within the hour or DIE!") nonsense, I suppose.

[TPoptarts]

Dude. How's a stupid frelling email gonna kill someone??

[Rigil Kent]

Have you never received one of those? They're hysterical. According to that nonsense, if you forward the email in an hour (or whatever the time limit is), good luck shines upon you, but if you ignore it (like I always do), your life is in danger because the bad luck gods are fraking with you.

[TPoptarts]

^ 'Course I've received those dumbfest idiocies. Then like instead of forwarding it to like 15 people within the hour or whatever I just blocked the frelling sender and reported spam within like a minute.

A lady from my room is trying to like hook me up on coffee. She says it really like "plugs you up" and makes you do things quicker or whatever. Well but I don't like coffee and I'm never gonna drink that

[Distracted]

I actually had a 14 year old girl in my private practice a few years back whose mother was treating her ADHD with COFFEE. I kid you not.

She had side effects from stimulants and her mom didn't want her on "drugs", so the woman would make a super strong pot of Cajun coffee (Dark Roast Mello Joy...the kind you can practically stand your spoon up in). Over time, by trial and error, they'd worked up to four cups in the am and another four cups when she got home before homework. It worked great, so said mom and daughter. The reason she came to see me is that the effects wore off before the school day was over and the school wouldn't let her bring a thermos of the stuff to drink at noon without a doctor's note.

My thought process? Well...caffeine=stimulant. It was working and she had fewer side effects and it was cheaper.

So I gave her the note.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

^ I don't get it. If you have ADHD you're hyper-active, then what good would coffee do? Caffeine is something that also makes you active.

[Distracted]

ADHD is treated with stimulants like dextroamphetamines. People with ADHD have different brain chemistry from the rest of us. Stimulants focus them, calm them down, and usually make them sleepy if they're not busy doing something. My son has ADD. If he can't sleep he drinks a Red Bull. Puts him right out.

[CoffeeCat]

*maybe that's why I drink so much coffee*

[Mitchell]

Huh! Caffeine neither stimulates, or puts me out.
I just drink Pepsi cause I like the taste, not cause it makes me Peppy.

Huh Oh well. Ive always been a lil odd.

[TPoptarts]

I'm kinda getting a flashback of South Park's Tweek here (the little ADD boy hooked on coffee)