^ omg

random:
So, yay me. At work, six months ago, my boss gave me a new task (in addition to my regular ones). We had this HUGE backlog of patients with notes in their computer file saying they were supposed to be called (like 3+ yrs worth) for this and that and the other thing. It's referred to as the "recall list" and it is the bane of every dental office in the world. Some offices are on top of their list, many are not. We were not. The lady whose job it was just wasn't doing it. She left, and so I've been wrestling this massive beast for SIX months! Every time I didn't actually have a denture in my hand, I was on the phone, basically kinda "telemarketing".
They all decided I was the one who was good at it, and so that was it. The other girls in the office are all timid with cold calls and they go, "Um, hi? Mr. Smith? Um, well, it's the denture clinic calling? Um, are your teeth fine? Oh they are? Oh good. Okay. Well...bye." But we're supposed to get them in every year for at least a check up, and most people need their false teeth relined every few years so they don't get too loose, so they should come in for that. But they just don't come in on their own unless something hurts or is broken.
So *I* call with GUSTO! (I'm sure you can't picture that).
"HI! This is JEN from the DENture clinic! How are those teeth treating you Mr. Smith? I bet they're getting a bit loose as we haven't seen you in 3 years! Oh, really? We can't have that! Well how about you come in day after tomorrow and we just tighten them on up for you? We had a cancellation, and I think it's got your name on it! Great! Can wait to see you then! All right! Bye!

"
Boom. $650.
I hang up and go "See? You don't ask, you tell. You politely
tell them to come in." The other girls are like

.
So anyhow, today..........*cue sensational music* I FINISHED THE LIST! ALL 1000'S OF NAMES! TOOK ME
SIX SOLID MONTHS. ALL CONTACTED, TIDIED UP, SHELVED AWAY! YEEE-HAH!