Silverbullet wrote:Kotik, isn't the soul of limricks the fact they should be a little racy. Not down right dirty but risque and cute.
SB
Mine WAS risque if you use your imagination. What do you think TnT would be doing in the Sweet Spot, for Pete's sake? But it was deliberately written so that the risque-ness (I think I just invented a word) would go right over the heads of people who don't want to go there or are too young to understand. If you use foul language or synonyms/names for x-rated body parts you take away the challenge... and you go beyond a PG rating. What about this one?
The physically well-endowed Vulcan
Wore cat-suits on purpose; t'was her plan
To force him to notice
Her prominent bodice
And thus get a handle on her man.