Ok, what I could make out ... erm..
OK, Distracted smuggled herself aboard Enterprise, "Startrek IV"-style. Suddenly Phlox turns up, but he's Mirror!Phlox, while the other Phlox is still at Alelou's place and he's freshly out of the gang he came with, because those actually turn up in the Observation lounge of the ship. Well, ok, lets see how to clean up the mess in which Asso rode us..
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"Where are my companions?" Mirror!Phlox heard his own whiny voice, which wasn't his, blare from the communicator.
"If you mean the muppets, who got accidentally caught in the transporter stream? They are entertaining themselves in the observation lounge, drinking some strange fluid and eating fish" Mirror!Phlox said grumpily. "If you don't want any of them to have an unfortunate accident, you better get a move on and find that Lord!"
Phlox's rant was cut short when one of said 'muppets' staggered into sickbay. "Hey,...,doc, got anything to help with vertigo?"
"Am I the damn doctor or what?" Phlox growled.
"Lasss time I sheckked, you was," the other prattled.
Thankfully the man was too inebriated to notice that Mirror!Phlox had almost blown his cover.
"What did you do to get so drunk?" Phlox asked, switching effortlessly into the role of his counterpart, even though it took some effort to pretend he actually gave a damn.
"Well, Kotigg brought lotsssa beer 'n stuff, the good one from shhheck..., shhheck reppp...., that lil place near Shhhermanny..."
"who?"
"Well, the guy wissse racoon in 'is face. Sheen him? the one, who fell off zzz 'ugly tree' 'n hit every limb on'e way down?"
"Here," Phlox, who wasn't really Phlox, said and injected him with a hypospray.
"Whoa Nelly!" exclaimed the human...