I wrote a poem about that once. See?
TECHNOFRUSTRATION
Modems, routers, warp core breaches,
All the same to me.
Subspace channels, DSL
Both make me want to flee.
I'm a techno-ignoramus,
Clueless all the time.
I fake it when I can. I'm just
So stupid it's a crime.
Speak slowly when you brag about
Your latest software treat.
When I say "Apple", I don't mean
The ones that I can't eat.
I've learned to email. That's enough,
And word processing's cool.
White-Out's overrated, too.
I'm not a total fool.
But I'm not ready yet for stuff
That I can't understand,
So please be merciful to me,
And virtually hold my hand.
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