enterprikayak wrote:Thanks! It's 7:56pm. I have 4 hours and 4 minutes of my twenties left!
Let's see, what should I do?
I know! I'll go clubbing and drink waaaay too much and make out with my female friends at the table to get attention, and then I'll live at home with my parents for 8 years after college, and then I'll go and have a bunch of anonymous sex and get HPV. That about sums up living thru your 20s as a woman during the 1st decade of the 21st century, yes? Have I missed anything? Hmmm. Maybe I should also get some these above exploits photographed and then Facebooked against my will by a friend of mine so that I can lose my job. That's probably par for the course nowadays too.
That's a lot to do in just...cripes! 4 hours and TWO minutes! *Flings keyboard away and goes rummaging in closet for stilettos*
(You know...I never really did *any* of those things....ahhhhh...so many regrets........)
I never did those things either. Except for the drinking waaaaaaaay too much thing and the clubbing. I did that last night in fact. At my nephew's wedding. Spent the whole night in the loo
at the beautiful hotel. Spent all day lying on the couch..............Hangovers suck.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
