Dreams

[Rigil Kent]

Having actually been to a couple of 3rd World Countries, I can guarantee you that the US is not one. Trust me on this.

[prisocisor]

Oh TPoptarts... yours is indeed a disturbing universe...

And for the record: I no longer slice meat of any description

[blacknblue]

Have you considered taking up jogging?

[evcake]

I like Ellesar's mysterious talking dog best.

[TPoptarts]

Oh, yeah?? Well mine had Klingons in it.

[TPoptarts]

I don't remember all the details from the dream I had last night but it was like I was in the hospital like just coming out of full anaesthesia, I was really weak and really disoriented but I wasn't like in pain or anything, and I had like an IV in my arm and I was trying to like grab it and pull it out because I hate needles but I couldn't even grab it because my coordination was like totally off, and also I could barely move because I was so weak and groggy. And like I didn't wanna be in the hospital so I was trying to get out of there, I dragged myself out of bed and surprisingly I managed to actually stand and walk more or less dragging myself leaning on the pole with the IV and I was like walking out of there, and like for some reason none of the doctors and nurses noticed me getting away. And I went to the restroom and I wanted to change to my street clothes because I was wearing a hospital gown, but stupid Obi kept snurching the door and everyone was pissed at her because she was being her idiot self and everyone kept taking the door from her and putting it back so I'd be able to go in and change but she kept snurching it. Well and eventually I just grabbed the door from her and put it back. How in all hells I was able to lift it and carry it being all weak and groggy I have no idea. And then I went in and changed to street clothes. And there was a part that I was looking at my parents' house on google maps satelite view thingy but I don't remember why. Well and then we went to the parking lot and got in the car and drove away. (Not me someone else was driving. Because I can't drive )

[enterprikayak]

And then Enterprikayak and Prisocisor came to the shelter and tried to like convince everybody to move to Canada because it's like way better there (well I've never lived in Canada but I'm sure they're right because the US is a frelling 3rd world country ). And everyone in the shelter had a sandwich with like spam or something. And Prisocisor started slicing like real meat thingy for his own sandwich. And Enterprikayak was like

sounds like something we'd do - we're such greeny interferish Canadian smughats

[TPoptarts]

Guess what!! Another weird one so like this dream I had today was all in anime cartoon, it was like there was this spaceship I don't know which species the people inside were, but well it was all the anime-esque features like crazy hair colors etc so they could have been human, I don't know. Anyway those people were like at war with another space-faring species that was like way more powerful than them and had like healing powers and stuff, they had like space battles all the time but they managed to get away every time but still not win. And then one day they found some kinda alien device in space, it was like abandoned or something and they brought it into their ship. And tried to study it and figure out what it's supposed to do, like for weeks and they couldn't figure it out. So they gave up. Except for one guy who was really fascinated with this device and he kept trying to study it. Let's call him Guy #1.

And like one day he came to the conclusion that it was like a "fabricator" of some kind (like Trek replicators) and they could use it to make stuff, like weapons etc. And he activated it but it wasn't really a "fabricator" it was actually some kinda portal to other universes. And when he activated the thing it accidentally pulled me out of my universe and brought me to their ship. And I was an alien and I was really agile. And in my universe I was like a fugitive or something. And I was all shady and stuff. And they let me stay on their spaceship. And so I was on their spaceship for like 2 years with all the space battles and always secretive about my shady past etc. And I was shy and quiet like in real life so that didn't help any.

And then like after 2 years I came up with a plan to stop the other species they were at war with and I told it to Guy #1, and it involved sacrificing myself and obviously nobody liked it, but we all agreed it was like the only way we had to end that bloody war so we lured them to the surface of a planet and we made some kinda biodegrading bomb to disrupt the other species's cellular makeup and my job was to go into their spaceship and plant the bomb because I was the only one agile enough to like evade their security systems, but I'd have to like activate the bomb manually because otherwise it would be detected and disarmed before it had a chance to go off so basically I had to go suicide bomb them because I wouldn't have enough time to escape.

But like when I was inside their ship they detected me, so they started chasing me all over and the chase went outside to the planet surface, then Guy #1 joined the chase and tried to help me but I kept telling him to go back to his ship or he'll die too but he didn't listen, and I activated the bomb and like just before it went off Guy #1 jumped and shielded me from the effects of the explosion but he got hit himself, and I was fine and he was like dying and stuff and all the other aliens were dying, they were even worse because the bomb was like calibrated to their DNA and the master alien from the other ship looked at me and Guy #1 in defeat and I looked at Guy #1, then I started like kicking him in the shoulder screaming at him "what the frell did you do that for??" And Guy #1 starts crying I'm sorry, I'm sorry then the master alien just looks in silence, then he puts his hand on Guy #1's body and heals him with his healing powers. Just before he and the other aliens disintegrate to tiny little pieces.

What a frelled up dream

[enterprikayak]

I could barely move because I was so weak and groggy

This happens to me in dreams a lot... I feel like I have no "momentum" for walking, so I kind of can't take steps, even though I'm standing there. And I'll think "hey! my legs have no energy or momentum at all...just in like all those weird dreams, except, of course, I am awake right now! how strange!" and I'm SURE it's not a dream this time. and then I wake up.

[Elessar]

Ok, I have got... a whopper for ya...

I had this dream where I went back to work for this group, like a criminal cabal. And I am not sure if this is a serial dream I've had in the past and this is the first time I remember having it, or if the history of the fact that I used to work for them is part of this single instance of the dream. That make sense? I've either had this dream many times before and don't really remember the other times, or within this dream, there is a history of me having worked for them before. This is common for me, to have these dreams where I'm a different person or living a different life and have a conscious realization IN the dream of having had this whole life history in the context of who or what I am in the dream.

So, I get there and I'm feelin all awkward because the last time I worked for them (I'm like an enforcer, and the principle place where "i work", planning out all the illegal stuff we do like kidnapping federal witnesses and stuff, is out on some kind of platform at sea, like an oil platform). Anyway, it was a weird experience after having gone to college (within the context of the dream) to go back to this job cuz it was like "going back to your old stomping grounds" kind of feeling. Sort of like what you'd feel in real life if you worked at a restaurant in high school and then went to college and then went back to visit people or work just a weekend or something and how everything was the same even with the same people there. Although, with restaurants, it's been my experience that only a few people are still there that you knew if it's been like 4 years. But anyway, I was working with them, but it had this nostalgiac feel to it, which made the whole fact that I was a criminal cabal enforcer even funnier. We were bringing in crates of weapons and stuff with this "Cheers" sort of environment like it's the good ole days.

And then, like everyone was gone except me and a friend and this nutty guy who ran the place - who had run the place when I was there. And the funniest part about this whole thing was that this guy was a total psycho, but simultaneously, he is being characterized in the dream as "that asshole boss" that you have at some jobs sometimes that everyone hates and makes fun of behind their back, but because of the nature of the fact that this was a criminal organization, "being punished" by the boss was like, being killed, but that never registered somehow. "The punishment" for not being considered doing your job well enough like at a restaraunt being written up, somehow equated here to being like whipped or lashed or having your hand cut off or your foot shot off. So anyway he was like going nuts and trying to find some kind of jewels (weird LOTR reference maybe) and we threw one of them into the sea (another LOTR reference) so that he couldn't get them and he was all pissed off and went after it but somehow when he came back, he wasn't all wet like he would have been from searching through the sea, he was all worn out and dried up and tired and had this huge beard and somehow as I looked down where he had come from... it was a barren desert...instead of ocean. But while he was gone we found some paperwork indicating he was being fired by the big boss, like he was just a "store manager" type and the guy who came in came in by helocopter like to find out how he was doing.

So, we were all still fighting when the big boss arrived to relieve him, like to fire him, and I was still armed with a double barrel shotgun and a 1911 Colt .45 government model. So I dropped the shotgun and held the .45 high in my hands like to show I was armed, because that's how you were supposed to approach the boss, like so they could disarm you so you weren't a threat right, and the attitude was like that the Big Boss was cool, that he was saving us from this crazed ass local manager type boss. So I walked up to them and they disarmed me and then, like he was allowed to for somethign I did wrong, the crazed ass local boss walked up and hit me several times with a black jack (look it up if you don't know what it is) on the arms and it kinda hurt but not nearly as badly as it would in real life. So I just took it, sitting there on my knees with my hands on the back of my head (which was like the normal way you were questioned by the Big Boss, like I didn't consider it demeaning or wrong at the time, it was just the way things were done). So the Big Boss was questioning me (but not him directly, like his 2IC) sorta like being questioned by congress on how bad the boss was doing, kind of thing. Like the Alberto Gonzales hearings, lol. And they started to ask me these detailed questions regarding logistics and operations at the site (which was funny in and of itself NOW because they were treating all these criminal activities like legitimate business operations) and so it had to come out (b/c they didn't k now) that I hadn't in fact been there all that long. Like I think the big boss knew me from before and somehow just assumed I'd been there from 4 years ago up until today, like in all that time he hadn't visited the site and so he thought I'd been there all that time so he wanted to ask my opinion of how badly the local manager boss guy was doing. And it ended there.

[TPoptarts]

Dude. I had like the craziest dream last night. Like that obnoxious chick Obi finally found her divine destiny: flight attendant!! And so we the TriS forum members went on a divine quest to stop her!! BUT the thing is everything was like kinda Monty Python style so we were all like incompetent wussies. It was hilarious. Like Rigil was leading his Gang of Incompetent Wussies (CX, KTR, and Elessar ) on a quest to shut down all the commercial air traffic on the planet. One of the lines I remember was like

CX: why does every street in every country look the same??
Rigil: because that's all the production could afford. Shut up and walk.



Well and in the meantime Distracted's mission was to write a letter to the airline. But then instead of a short letter she wrote like a whole novel. And THEN she asked the incompetent wussie ME to beta it!! (Yep I was even more incompetent than the usual dyslexia)

I have like totally no idea where all that stuff came from

Did I or did I not tell you I had premonitions. So like today I was talking to my friend, and like we were talking about Obi (who left already) and then my friend says Obi's boyfriend told her today that Obi said she really wanna be a flight attendant.

Okay Rigil, you know what to do. Round up your troops and don't let CX whine too much. Distracted, for crying out loud make it shorter this time, and have someone else beta it because you know it's gonna take me like forever. And I'm just gonna sit here and tell everybody what to do like a good captain.

[enterprikayak]

you do have premonitions. your cold cuts dream came true the other day when we were squeamishly arranging cold cuts for the first time in years at Aureilia's birthday.

[justTripn]

Oh my! I just found this thread. I've got nothing to top you guys. No wonder you never run out of story ideas.

[justTripn]

WARNING: It's boring and domestic . . . . but this is it:

OK, we were staying at this really small vacation cottage. I was taking care of/entertaining this little girl about three. I was carrying her around and twirling her around and showing her these animals—we approached this foot-tall bird-like creature and got to pet it. Soon it was time to pack up and go home. There was some undefined mildly ominious danger, which caused us to hurry. I think like a wind that blew a door open and it wouldn’t shut again. Also I was worried about two people who weren’t with us and was afraid to call them and check what happened to them, but when I did they were alright. We left and traveled through this fantastic construction zone—the terrain was a soft dirt road along a steep cliffs carved by giant bulldozers. I think we were riding on one (a regular sized one) on way our out.Then we were in the middle of nowhere and I looked up and saw so many stars. I could see the archer’s bow in the constellation Orion (that’s a test for good skies for me). Everyone gasped at all the stars. Then we climbed the hill up a road to an overlook where we thought we would have a good view. It was the middle of the night, but the overlook was lit up with stadium lighting and all these kids were playing and people were walking around because there was a whole playground at the overlook. So I looked up and could see like three stars.

I’m afraid that’s a typical dream for me—the vacation home, the pets, the stars. The only thing unusual in that dream is the little girl. I don’t know who she is.

[enterprikayak]

Well she's Aureilia of course. You have BB dreams too, just like me and T'PopFreaks.

I'll be enterpriseFreak and you can be justFreakn.