Actually, a one-earred, 12 pound, seven-year-old mixed breed female bunny.

She has the run of the house because we have put protection around the electrical cords. She uses a litter box, and her cage is always open. The only reason we keep her cage is because the food dishes fit nicely in it and contain any spillage. Domestic rabbits live 8 to 12 years so she is starting to push the envelope. But she is healthy, so we hope she will exceed the lapine actuarial tables, so to speak!
But no plot bunny, she remains silent in that area! Now which was the episode when Tom Paris had to take remedial driver training from an alien? I was thinking of a possible story plot spinning off from that. That alien driving instructor was hilarious.
Working on a major fan fic project. Two-thirds done. Hope to put it up in the not TOO distant future.