Filk challenge

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Are they Trek related?

Heavens no! I learned them as a student and they're only to be sung with like-minded friends in private. They aren't dirty at all, just sort of highly inappropriate to the wrong audience.

[TPoptarts]

By using camp songs! Hey, how about a filk to the tune of "Do Your Ears Hang Low'?

Do your ears have flair?
Do they stick up in the air?
Can you hear most anything
Going on most anywhere?

If you can you might be Mestral's
Secret grandkid unaware.
Do your ears... have... flair?

Yes my ears have flair
And it's making people stare
So I hide them in a beanie
Anytime and anywhere
Even on a steaming hot day
So it really isn't fair
That my ears have flair.

[Distracted]

Very nice!

[JadziaKathryn]

Yes my ears have flair
And it's making people stare
So I hide them in a beanie
Anytime and anywhere
Even on a steaming hot day
So it really isn't fair
That my ears have flair.

Funny response. I suppose it'd be inconvenient.

[TPoptarts]

Heh reminds me that I usually wear a baseball cap when I go outside (dark hair and California sun, BAD COMBINATION ) and once someone saw me without the baseball cap and with my pointy ears on, and at first she thought the ears were real and she was like she was like thinking whether or not to say something, then when she figured out the ears were fake she was like, "oh I thought, no wonder you wear a hat all the time with ears like that!!"

[JadziaKathryn]

By using camp songs! Hey, how about a filk to the tune of "Do Your Ears Hang Low'?

Do your ears have flair?
Do they stick up in the air?
Can you hear most anything
Going on most anywhere?

If you can you might be Mestral's
Secret grandkid unaware.
Do your ears... have... flair?

Sometimes ears with flair
Must be covered up with hair
So prewarp citizens
Won't know you're not from there

Otherwise you could cause quite a scare
On away missions beware
Of ears... with... flair

[TPoptarts]

^
Because if you wear
That old-fashioned looking hair
You will look just like the Beatles
So the natives wouldn't care
'Cause that bowl-cut is so sixties
And belongs right then and there
So just use your hair.


(Dude that kinda sounds like "The Complete Guide for a Stranded Vulcan on an Alien Planet" )

[TPoptarts]

I swear y'all are a bad influence. Like seriously what am I gonna write next, a filk titled "The Adventures of T'Pol and Her Vibrating Alarm Clock"??

Yep.

The Adventures of T'Pol and Her Vibrating Alarm Clock

Thanks for the inspiration Distracted. I left it open to interpretation so y'all may draw your own conclusions from it well except for Ain'T shippers who most certainly may not. Write your own damn filk.

[Distracted]

Well, now...wasn't that unique? SOMEbody's got a VERY active imagination.

[TPoptarts]

Hey. I can actually give you like a totally G rated detailed explanation for the whole plot of this filk. That's the fun with ambiguity

[Jedikatie]

Very entertaining, TPoptarts...

[evcake]

Filk for Mother's Day (It's still Mother's Day where I am)

In the great white room
Was an incubator
And a red balloon
And some cages of critters whistling tunes

There was a Denobulan doctor
And crewman Cutler
An IDIC pendant
And Surak’s descendent
And booties fuzzy
And little Lizzie
And a beagle nigh
And a pecan pie
And a chief engineer singing lullabies

Goodnight room
Goodnight balloon
Goodnight socks
And goodnight Phlox
Goodnight Daddy
And goodnight pie
Goodnight Porthos standing by
Goodnight Mommie
And goodnight air
And goodnight critters everywhere

[TPoptarts]

Awwwwww so cute what's the tune though?

[Jedikatie]

^
I think it's supposed to be 'Goodnight Moon' which is a kids' tune... but don't quote me on that.

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

The Adventures of T'Pol and Her Vibrating Alarm Clock