April Fools!

[Alelou]

Here's gmail's entry for the day:

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[justTripn]

Connor to star on HOUSE!

Adorable and inexplicably single man checks into the hospital with intermittent seizures. Turns out to be a mass murderer. Gets shot.

[Linda]

Hey, I'm retiring the end of this week from my IT job and going to start working full time on my writing!

April fool. I have to work four more years to pay off the mortgage on my house and boat before I can retire. Darn. I am soooo ready not to get up at 4:30 am and not get back home until 6:15 pm. And at lunch today I have to work on a lesson plan for a safe boating course I am teaching to a class of 12 year olds this weekend. No rest for the wicked it seems!

[Alelou]

Connor to star on HOUSE!

Adorable and inexplicably single man checks into the hospital with intermittent seizures. Turns out to be a mass murderer. Gets shot.

Hey, you almost had me fooled by including that "gets shot" part.

[Elessar]

Connor to star on HOUSE!

Adorable and inexplicably single man checks into the hospital with intermittent seizures. Turns out to be a mass murderer. Gets shot.

I'm so retarded. I didn't get the joke until someone pointed it out. I was like, "REALLY!?"

[Aquarius]

^ I'll go one worse: I read that and went "Nuh-UH!!"...and went over to IMDB.com to prove myself right!

[Elessar]

^ I'll go one worse: I read that and went "Nuh-UH!!"...and went over to IMDB.com to prove myself right!

I got fooled a lot worse today. Someone actually convinced me they wanted a nooner over lunch until they were like "that was an april fools day joke, btw", I was all "..... I KNEW THAT!"

[JadziaKathryn]

Connor to star on HOUSE!

Adorable and inexplicably single man checks into the hospital with intermittent seizures. Turns out to be a mass murderer. Gets shot.

It's the APRIL FOOL'S THREAD and I totally fell for that. Was going to look up "House" to see when it aired. Hey, if he got killed, it'd totally be believable.