Well...
Last night I DIDN'T dream I was Hawkgirl.
But I had a Batman dream LOL, it was like there was a new Batman movie, and in the movie Bats had 2 kids a teenage son and a 3 year old daughter. I dunno who their mother was supposed to be (maybe Wonder Woman
) anyway they were like on a mountain in the woods, I don't know what they were doing there. But then all of the sudden there was an avalanche and they ran to hide in a cave and got trapped inside. But the mountain was only like half mountain, because it was like on top of old industrial structures and there was like a forest on one side (that's where Bats & co were) but the other side was bare and there were all kinda green pipes sticking out of it, which Bats & co could easily use to climb down to safety like little monkeys because they were really close, and also the avalanche was only on the forested side. But instead they went and got trapped in the cave. And also the villain in the movie was some dude named Seth who was incredibly stupid and incredibly psychotic, he escaped from Arkham and 2 cops were chasing him, and they went by the industrial side of the mountain just when the avalanche happened but Batman of course missed him cuz he got trapped in the cave.
So anyway that's only a third of the dream. The next third was the parody of the new Batman movie in Mad Magazine which I don't really remember so well, but they were obviously poking fun at the fact that Bats got trapped in a cave instead of leading his family to safety, as typical for Mad parodies Batman was saying like snappy sarcastic stuff about like why would he wanna climb down to safety when he can rot in a cave or something, well I don't really remember. And of course Seth was poking fun at how stupid and psychotic he was.
Then the third part was me and a bunch of other people spoofing the Mad Batman parody, it was like a live show but it wasn't really a show cuz we were just playing around pretending to be the Batman movie and all the people around just watched us to their amusement. Everyone else in our little spoof was the characters from the movie, well actually only this particular part that I described from the movie because I'm sure there were other characters in the rest of the movie, and also our "set" was the half-mountain thing. So the other people played Batman, the teenage boy, the little girl, Seth, and the 2 cops. I was the only one who wasn't actually a character from the movie, I was me just in the movie scene. I don't know why. And I WASN'T Hawkgirl.
Anyway so like Batman's on the mountain, and his son and I try to convince him to come with us to the other side and climb down instead of getting his ass trapped in a cave, but the Bat is being stubborn he won't come with us and tries to convince us to come with him, and then his son and I climb down the green pipes halfway down, and he's just standing there and I'm like "dude come on down already, or at least let us take the kid" and Batman's son goes like "yeah dad come on!" and Batman just stands there with his arms crossed and goes like "no!" and at that moment Seth (and his tailing cops) pass by that side of the mountain, and I go like "hey Seth! Here's someone even more stupid than you!"
Um and then I woke up to the sound of a car alarm
Blagojovich was on Jon Stewart that night -- maybe a commercial or something seeped into your unconscious.
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