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Re: Randomness

Postby TPoptarts » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:40 am

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If I killed them not only would I not have any crazy zoo stories to post here, I'd go to jail away from the internet and wouldn't be able to post crazy stories about my obnoxious cellmates either. Confused Confused Confused *shudder shudder*

Summer sucks. I mean just when I take a nice long cold shower and the water's so nice and cold and then I get dressed and the clothes are all like, room temperature and stuff. Ugh. Gross. Confused Confused (Before any of you says something like "then don't get dressed" accompanied by this smiley Twisted Evil *CX: why is everyone looking at me??* Razz , as if that would matter any with the air being that same frelling room temperature. Confused Confused Confused so there Razz )
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Re: Randomness

Postby Elessar » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:42 am

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Re: Randomness

Postby TPoptarts » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:47 am

I'd be wearing a big fat coat. Twisted Evil
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Re: Randomness

Postby TPoptarts » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:38 am

Grrrrr. Gah. Stupid frelling obnoxious bitches from outer space. Die bitches die! Mad Mad Mad

So like I'm sitting outside in the hallway on my laptop (because it's after 10pm), like right outside my room because there's a network outlet right outside my room and also because my battery's like totally dead and I need the extension cord plugged in inside my room. And well it's closed to my room. Duh. Makes sense doesn't it.

Now there comes the frelling Grievous and asks me if they can use the internet for like 30 minutes. And I'm like confused I ask her if she's asking to use the internet on my computer (HELL no you frelling tralk). And she says they have a laptop and they just wanna use the network socket. So I explain her in like the easiest English possible (she neither speaks nor understands English well Confused ) that there's like 2 other sockets at the other end of the hallway, which just happened to be like right outside her and Obi's and Darth Vader's room. So she goes.

And like 2 seconds later she brings Obi and Darth Vader on me, and Darth Vader goes like "what's the problem??" in that pissed off tone of hers Confused and those frelling tralks start to complain about me that I like hog the internet and stuff and I don't let them use it. So I explain Vader they just wanna use the socket and all I told them was that there's 2 other sockets right next to their frelling room. And that incredibly, eye-rollingly, top-of-the-brain-transplant-waiting-listly STUPID tralk Obi goes like, "BUT YOU CAN MOVE!!" Rolling Eyes Confused like WHAT THE FRELL why do I have to move to the other end of the hallway and sit outside the Star Wars Trio's room while they sit outside my room?? Vulcans they sure ain't Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes plus I really can't move because my extension cord barely even gets out the door, it doesn't get all the way to the other end of the frelling hallway Rolling Eyes

Well eventually they went and sat outside their own frelling room. Some people are just soooo frelling DUMB. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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Re: Randomness

Postby Rigil Kent » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:46 pm

You are a better person than I am. I would have spazzed out and probably be on television for a triple homicide by means of a baseball bat (or maybe even a whiffle ball bat) by now. Jeez. I thought my roommates were annoying at times - I read your horror stories and suspect that the guys I live with are secretly saints or something.
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Re: Randomness

Postby TPoptarts » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:35 am

Heh poor Rigil. Wonder what would happen if someone put your roommates and my zoomates together in the same room for like a week. Hey here's an idea for a reality show Twisted Evil

Nah Confused I hate reality shows.

My sister sent me cool new summer shoes. She got them in like a size 1.5. And the thing is I usually wear a size 2 Confused and guess what.

They're like a size too big!!! Now I gotta wear them with like 2 pairs of socks!!! Who wears 2 pairs of socks in the frelling summer!!!! Bitch
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Re: Randomness

Postby evcake » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:59 am

Now, now...I'm sure she meant well. Very Happy

On another note: SIZE 2 !?!?!?!?
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Re: Randomness

Postby TPoptarts » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:05 am

Yeah she did mean well. If it were my mother she'd get me shoes in like size 5. And she like totally knows I wear 2 but she really hates it because it's kids' sizes and not like women's sizes. I'm sure my sister didn't expect shoes so small to be too big Confused

And yeah SIZE 2 Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused tiny little baby feet. Laughing
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Re: Randomness

Postby Bether6074 » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:34 pm

Why, oh why do I try to use AOL on this message board? Confused I should know better and use only IE when I'm here. I sign out but I'm still logged in. Confused And then, it keeps cutting me off and making me sign in over and over again. I guess that's what I get for being lazy and not wanting to minimize and such. the board works beautifully with IE. Weird.
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Re: Randomness

Postby blacknblue » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:00 pm

T'Poptarts wrote:Yeah she did mean well. If it were my mother she'd get me shoes in like size 5. And she like totally knows I wear 2 but she really hates it because it's kids' sizes and not like women's sizes. I'm sure my sister didn't expect shoes so small to be too big Confused

And yeah SIZE 2 Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused tiny little baby feet. Laughing


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Re: Randomness

Postby TPoptarts » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:19 pm

^ Only the ass. Confused
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Re: Randomness

Postby TPoptarts » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:22 am

I just taught an Austrian tourist the proper use of the word "frell". Twisted Evil

Oh dude and guess what! We actually like "trained" J.O. to respond to his nickname. My friend calls him J.O. all the time he goes like "hi J.O.", "what's up J.O." etc Laughing
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Re: Randomness

Postby Distracted » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:39 pm

T'Poptarts wrote:I just taught an Austrian tourist the proper use of the word "frell". Twisted Evil

Shame on you! Won't the tourist be so thrilled when he/she discovers that no one will know the meaning of the word unless she/he uses it at a SF convention!
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Re: Randomness

Postby TSara » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:20 pm

T'Poptarts wrote:^ Only the ass. Confused



It can't be that bad.

Take it from me....I have a badonkadonk....I put the ass in massive.....BUT I have learned to embrace my booty.

It's not going anywhere any time soon.

That's for sure. Confused
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Re: Randomness

Postby TPoptarts » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:32 am

^ Heh. You'd probably look like a stick figure if you stood next to me. I'd put money on it Twisted Evil Razz Confused

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T'Poptarts wrote:I just taught an Austrian tourist the proper use of the word "frell". Twisted Evil

Shame on you! Won't the tourist be so thrilled when he/she discovers that no one will know the meaning of the word unless she/he uses it at a SF convention!

Ah but then she'd have to teach all those people the proper use of the word "frell". Twisted Evil The revolution has just begun Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil (coming soon to your local dictionary Twisted Evil )

Dude. There's like 2 new chicks here and one of them is named "Hayes". Confused So like her friend keeps calling her like Hayes, Hayes all the time (duh) and it keeps reminding me of Major Hayes. Confused Confused
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