Presenting "A", by Eireann's Mad Brother Bob
Adrift. Androgynous aliens aboard, aiding, altruistic. Am alarmed at ambiguous appearance. Askance. Antagonism – against amblings around Armoury! Ahem... Apparel appealing. Accustomed, after an age; accept as are. Attracted anon – admire aspects. Admit, actually adorable. Advances – appropriate? Advisable? Adequately alike... Ask, awkwardly: “Animal antics?” Approachee amicable, answers affirmatively.
Action. Adopt attitude. Athwart abdomen, aaagh!; antipathy, animadversions, acid adjectives. Advise abaft. Adjust. Allow. Alter, adapt. Agreeable. – Ahhh! Awesome! Aglow.
Arrival ancient astrophysicist, assumed asleep; aghast – abomination! Ashamed. Abandon. “Adieu! Arrivederci!” Absquatulate abruptly.
Aftermath. Archer and Authorities alerted. Accusations – “An affair? Abhorrent! Atrocious!” asinine admiral asserts. Agitated, attack – angry affray, arms aimed. Arrested, amorous ally also. Awful! Abject. Ashen. Alas, alack!
Avoid attempting again – axiomatic.