Vulcan Boobs

[Elessar]

^No joke!

This looks bigger than a B to me.

I think that dress is just forcing them into the middle to basically take all her boob-flesh and turn it into cleavage so that it appears as though the visible boob-flesh cleavage is only like 50-75% of the total boob, when in fact it's like 90% of the total boob

This terminology make me giggle

[Alelou]

And Elessar begins to develop a differential equation governing visible boobness...

(Still looks B to me.)

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Maybe we should rename this thread "Jolene Boobs"?

I think she sometimes gets "help" from photoshop in some photoshoots, although not in the one I posted before.

And here are some real pics from when she was on some MTV show wearing a bikini top. It ought to settle the matter.

[Elessar]

And Elessar begins to develop a differential equation governing visible boobness...

(Still looks B to me.)

Ya know, surface integration to find the surface area of a breast WOULD actually be very hard

[Transwarp]

Ya know, surface integration to find the surface area of a breast WOULD actually be very hard

Nah, the hard part is developing a mathematical equation to model the contours of the breast. Once you have the model, the integration is easy. Even if no analytical solution is possibly, it can easily be done with a numerical algorithm.

Somebody needs to tale accurate measurements, though. I could do that.

[Elessar]

Ya know, surface integration to find the surface area of a breast WOULD actually be very hard

Nah, the hard part is developing a mathematical equation to model the contours of the breast. Once you have the model, the integration is easy. Even if no analytical solution is possibly, it can easily be done with a numerical algorithm.

Somebody needs to tale accurate measurements, though. I could do that.

I didn't mean the actual integration, duh that'd be easy I didn't wanna hit the gory details but the hard part would be modeling the nipple if you didn't want to just approximate it as a half sphere + hollow cylinder.... you would probably develop 1. a high order polynomial for the area of the actual breast and then subtract the circle in the center of radius equally half the diameter of the nipple itself, 2. a half sphere as an approximation for the tip of the nipple and 3. a hollow cylinder for the area between the breast and the tip of the nipple

That'd all be analytically solvable.

[justTripn]

You guys are ridiculous. What we really need to know is how much water she would displace in a hot tub.

(I cringe to think about the normal, unobsessed people finding this thread) help

[Silverbullet]

JT, I think that the title of this trhead might warn off those types.


Anyway, who says that people interested in vulcan boobs aren't normal unobsessed types?


As the saying goes "I Resemble that."

[Aquarius]

(I cringe to think about the normal, unobsessed people finding this thread) help

I know, right? I'm almost sorry I wrote about that particular shopping trip now...

[Lady Rainbow]

You guys are ridiculous. What we really need to know is how much water she would displace in a hot tub.

(I cringe to think about the normal, unobsessed people finding this thread) help

O.M.G!!!

I'm gone for a couple of weeks and I miss this!

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

I'm surprised no one has made the obvious Trek joke: But can they function as a floatation device?

Oops, I guess I just did...

[Elessar]

You guys are ridiculous. What we really need to know is how much water she would displace in a hot tub.

(I cringe to think about the normal, unobsessed people finding this thread) help

O.M.G!!!

I'm gone for a couple of weeks and I miss this!

That's why you shouldn't be gone for a couple weeks

WHAR HAV U BIN!

[enterprikayak]

...the hard part would be modeling the nipple if you didn't want to just approximate it as a half sphere + hollow cylinder.... you would probably develop 1. a high order polynomial for the area of the actual breast and then subtract the circle in the center of radius equally half the diameter of the nipple itself, 2. a half sphere as an approximation for the tip of the nipple and 3. a hollow cylinder for the area between the breast and the tip of the nipple

That'd all be analytically solvable.

....he hasn't given this *any* thought.....

[Elessar]

...the hard part would be modeling the nipple if you didn't want to just approximate it as a half sphere + hollow cylinder.... you would probably develop 1. a high order polynomial for the area of the actual breast and then subtract the circle in the center of radius equally half the diameter of the nipple itself, 2. a half sphere as an approximation for the tip of the nipple and 3. a hollow cylinder for the area between the breast and the tip of the nipple

That'd all be analytically solvable.

....he hasn't given this *any* thought.....

Is there a bitch-slap smilie?

[Aikiweezie]

...the hard part would be modeling the nipple if you didn't want to just approximate it as a half sphere + hollow cylinder.... you would probably develop 1. a high order polynomial for the area of the actual breast and then subtract the circle in the center of radius equally half the diameter of the nipple itself, 2. a half sphere as an approximation for the tip of the nipple and 3. a hollow cylinder for the area between the breast and the tip of the nipple

That'd all be analytically solvable.

....he hasn't given this *any* thought.....

Is there a bitch-slap smilie?

Sorry, this is a close as it comes!